Being boring is so boring

Just because you have always used oil paint, does not mean you always have to use oil paint, or pastels or fix motor bikes, or whatever it is that allows you to express your creativity.   Read the rest of this entry »

I’m quite advanced… for a human

So you think you are smart? What is smart? Is it being intelligent enough to read a newspaper and to believe the fiction that is presented under the guise of news? Read the rest of this entry »

Still waiting… idiot!

Over the years, a lot of people have come into our gallery, then found a painting they loved, they said that they could afford it but put it off to later because ‘I’m not quite ready yet!’ Read the rest of this entry »

I saw this with my own eyes

While driving down the highway I saw a fat toad sitting on the side of the road. What a loser! Did he really believe that he was going to hop happily cross that vehicle-ridden death trap and get to where the grass is always greener? Read the rest of this entry »

This week I destroyed some of my history.

I am moving house shortly and decided that I am tired of carrying the same old rubbish from house to house. So I took a trip to the tip and left lots of my past at the bottom of a rubbish skip. Read the rest of this entry »

Good health tips from an old man

  • Make good health a priority, not an after-thought.
  • Get on the fast track to good health by determination and consistency. Read the rest of this entry »

New creativity from old hands

It is strange how many people love the sea. Property prices along the seashore are always at a premium. Many, many people dream of a holiday near the beach. What is the attraction? Why do so many need to travel such long distances so that they can spend some soothing time by the sea? Read the rest of this entry »

Good boy or girl!

It is a human trait to expect some type of reward when you have been ‘good’. This is probably carried over from childhood when your parents rewarded you for being ‘good’. Read the rest of this entry »

Everywhere I look I see dinner!

It’s not fair! Of course it’s not fair! This is a death planet, not a paradise where common sense rules and good manners are applauded. Read the rest of this entry »

I am the Essence of spontaneity

I cannot be held back.
I will not wait. Read the rest of this entry »